I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
My underwear smells like fireworks.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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