Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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