I feel great
I just peed on a car
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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