How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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