thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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