I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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