She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm just crazy horny about you
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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