so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
pop tarts are not kleenex
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I deserve this hangover.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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