dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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