I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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