About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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