I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
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