I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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