You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Houston, we have a squirter
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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