Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize