Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Are we still banned from the library?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Randomize
