There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I would fuck him just for his dog
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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