Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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