lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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