spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Church boner. Awkwardddd
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Every concussion has its silver lining
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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