Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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