she looked like the before picture.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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