There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
You smell like a Billy Joel song
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
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