she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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