We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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