the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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