Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
