there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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