SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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