somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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