It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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