: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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