Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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