My brain says no but my pants say off.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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