Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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