just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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