Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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