playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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