Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
be right there i have to get my cape
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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