hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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