this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
