she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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