Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
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