Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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