I forgot how hot balto sounded
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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