you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
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