these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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