Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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