I want to walk on stilts...naked
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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