So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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