you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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