i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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