did you get engaged???
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
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I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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