I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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